I saw this poster and immediately thought of my business communications class from last semester.....Motivational posters plaster two of the three walls (the other was glass)...that entire class was a joke...I've worked in corporate America for over 10 years now..and based off what I know, the only thing that class tought that was valuable, was how to format a letter, use power point, and constructively tell someone they cannot have a refund....
Here is what I think Business Communications should put in their ciriculum to better prepare its youth for the harsh reality of 9 to 5 ladder crawling..
1. Staying 10 minutes late will never get you off the hook for being 2 minutes late.
2. You will often do more crap work than you will fun work.
3. Your boss really doesn't care that you're plumbing burst at 2:00 a.m. Your emergencies aren't real to him.
4. They DO know that you spend all your time on the internet .....
5. Your boss is your boss because he really IS smarter than you. no matter how much of a moron he is...
6. You can't fool anyone. (even if you are the one bringing donuts every monday)
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